And now for the silliest news you will hear all day: Nicolas Cage, the Oscar-winning actor is a centuries-old real-life vampire. This is according to an antique photo collector who’s selling a Civil-War era photo of a man who is near-identical to Cage on eBay. And not one that sparkles either! A real crazy badass one I’m sure.
“Personally, I believe it’s him and that he is some sort of walking undead/vampire, et cetera, who quickens/reinvents himself once every 75 years or so,” the seller writes on his eBay auction page. “150 years from now, he might be a politician, the leader of a cult, or a talk show host.”
The seller, who goes by the name Jack Mord and has 100% positive feedback, is asking for $1 million dollars for the photo. He insists it’s the real deal and has not been manipulated in any way to make it resemble Cage.
“Any serious potential buyer will be allowed to have a photo expert of their choice examine the original photograph before any money changes hands,” he adds.
Hmm… you don’t say. While Cage has yet to confirm or deny this picture or the claims made against him, we open the floor up to you, our faithful readers. What are your thoughts on this matter? Do you think Cage is amongst the undead walking this planet? Cage actually was in VAMPIRE’S KISS, so perhaps the actor was just playing more method than we knew.Powered by Sidelines