If only one of my Christmas wishes is to come true, I want it to be that this sees the light of day. According to The Hollywood Reporter, Taylor Lautner (ABDUCTION, the film where no one actually is abducted) is attached to star in director Daniel Benmayor’s action-thriller TRACERS.
In the film, Lautner plays a hot New York City bicycle messenger who is debt to an organized crime gang. When he crashes his bike into a sexy stranger, he’s immediately seduced by her and the thrill of the world of Parkour. I can pretty much guarantee you this will be the best-worst movie released of the year – whether it be this year or next.
My hopes were totally dashed when word came down that Tay-Tay would not be starring in a cinematic version of STRETCH ARMSTRONG. But, guys, this sounds just as bad good. So c’mon Hollywood! Snap up this project at Cannes this week and make many of us cinematic cutters dreams come true!
What are your thoughts? If you haven’t seen it, I highly recommend you watch ABDUCTION and I challenge you to not get the giggles during it.
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