Kyle often describes his love for cinema and personality as, “I was conceived in 1938, but my mother just decided not to give birth to me until 1994.” His Facebook status is listed as “in a relationship with cinema”. Ideally, he wants his kids to have a “cultural elitist” gene. He has aspired to be a professional film critic since he was in second grade, a fact that garnered eyerolls from his classmates. When he is not writing, watching movies, doing homework, or eating, he is sleeping. Always snarky, he lives in suburban Connecticut.